ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Category: Poetry

Every day I read the paper as automatically as one takes his daily pill with a glass of water. The news is rife with the calamities that are in store for us. We are told that WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Daily we are told of the next plague that will befall us lest our ears and eyes have become numb to yesterday’s news.

Al Gore presents his case for Global warming and warns us that WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Stephen Hawkins tells us we should colonize other solar systems lest something happens and WE ALL DIE!!!.

Obesity is on the rise, gas prices are on the rise, bread is on the rise and thorns are on the rose. The roses will die. Heck! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

A high percentage of men in Canada will suffer from Alzheimer's.

If let loose, of avian flu, the swans will die and then WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

A new pathogen or virus will be released and WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Hurricanes will hurry.

Old age will get old.

Baby boomers will go boom.

Nuclear winter will spoil Christmas.

Pancakes and maple syrup. Sausages and Ketchup.

The ayatollah will pronounce an edict. Many a Jihadists he will stir up.

A high percentage of men in Canada will suffer from Alzheimer's.

Santa clause will break a ruder. He’ll wish he’d brought another.

The deer will start to mutter.

George Bush will go after Iran. The shit will hit the fan.

But kitty cats will never die.