Dynamic Duo

Category: Newspaper article

I submitted this story to 'The Ottawa Citizen' on Monday Oct 23 2006.
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Dynamic Duo

What a Dynamic Duo John Baird and Pierre Poilievre make. Baird (Batman) and Poilievre (Robin) have really been socking it to the big 'L' and little 'l' liberals lately. Stephen Harper (Commissioner Gordon) must be really proud.

Batman: Quick Robin the Mayor has gone mad and has tied council's hands on the Light Rail.

Robin (pounding a fist in his hand): Holy Electoral Process Batman we have to stop him.

Batman: Yes, but first let's deal with those Hoity-Toities who want to keep the Portrait Gallery going. Get on your Bat Mobile and let Commissioner Gordon know we're heading there right now.

Robin: Right Batman. Biff! Bam! Pow!