McMarine

Category: Humour

Having visited an actual Marine Corps base at Camp LeJeune North Carolina many years ago, I could not help speculating afterwards, what a conversation between a MacDonald’s Sergeant, and a Private ordering at the on-base drive-through, would sound like:

McD: Whalecome to McDonald’s. May I hep yew, maggit?

Pvt: Ayed laike two Big Makes, two lodge fraz’n a Coke puleeze.

McD: PULEEZE WUT PRIVUT!

Pvt: PULEEZE SU!

McD: That’s two Big Makes, two lodge fraz’n a Coke. Is that ko-rect maggit?

Pvt: Yass dat’s ko-rect su!

McD: Ah kain’t hear yew!

Pvt: YASS SU dat’s KO-RECT SU!

McD: AH STILL KAIN’T HEAR YEW MAGGIT!

Pvt: YASS SU DAT’S CO RECT SU. TWO BIG MAKES, 2 LODGE FRAZ’NS A COKE SU!

McD: Advance to the next window on the double. MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!

Pvt: YES SU! ROT A WAY SU!